




Welcome to the m.f.ing Mile Pie Club. We aren't here to f*ck spiders — translation: we get sh*t done.
Material & Technology
Care
Machine wash at 30°C with similar colours. Do not tumble dry. Do not iron directly over printed or reflective detailing.
Size Guide
Model — 6'1", 78kg, wears a size Medium.
As seen in our content
Alf — 6'0", 86kg, wears a size Large.
Joe — 5'8", 78kg, wears a size Medium.
Care: Wash at 30°C with similar colours. Avoid tumble drying or ironing directly over reflective detailing.
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Reviews
Customer Reviews
Not here to fuck spiders
Banging stuff! Bought a couple of the tees for my husband and he loves them. He always wears the Mile pie socks for his race days for ‘luck’ but I knew I needed to bring in the big guns for his first triathlon on his iron man journey!
10/10 -good quality tech, fun design, and arrived really quickly. What more can you ask for - oh and it’s even for a good cause!
Great quality piece of pie